Bend Over
My faithful readers, I know it’s been a while since I posted here on my blog. But you’ll be pleased to hear that I kept myself busy bending former Source editor Kim Osorio over my desk. She needed a place to rest her teary eye when she left the magazine and filed her lawsuit against everyone’s favorite nemisis. However, I’m here to say that I am in complete support of Mayes. Many of you may not know this, but it has always been a well known fact that this individual banged all the rappers she could get her hands on. While I have no evidence to ascertain this, I’ve heard rumors throughout the industry that her kid is the illigetimate child of a well known rap star.
Anyway, I find the whole lawsuit against Mayes and The Source ridiculous. The Source has regularly employed women at the magazine who have held executive positions. Osorio, Mimi Valdes, Tracii McGregor. All these ladies have basically run the magazine for years. I hope Mayes has his day in court and he reveals to the world Kim’s sexual exploits with these marginal celebrities. She’s probably embarassed that she gave the Ying Yang Twins anal sex.
I also find it amusing that Jeff Chang, Joan Morgan and Elizabeth Mendez Berry felt the need to stick their heads into something that isn’t their business. I read their comical petition to stop sexual discrimination at The Source. This is coming from three unimpressive writers that always begged The Source to give them work. Like a good friend of mine said, everywhere you look, you find these people. Open a bag of potato chips, there’s Jeff Chang. These kind of writers are so hungry for recognition, they’d hop on the bandwagon and have a petition if someone sued Vibe for discrimination against midgets.
Anyway, I look forward to seeing the results of this case. I think this will be a fun and dirty fight that observers like us will enjoy